The minutes of the Fans Forum are here.
You might have missed the bit though when the club concedes £18m is ear-marked in the
club’s books to be heading in the direction of one Mike Ashley this financial year. We could have signed a half decent striker for less than that … and probably a centre-half. Still, Pardew reckons Ashley loves this club just like any fan. Aye, right Alan.
You might also have missed the club refusing to discuss the restoration of the very popular singing corner as per Curva Nord in the Leazes End Level 7.
You might also have missed United refusing to discuss a price-match for tickets for away fans between us and Sunderland AFC. Seems to me they only want to do this price-match for those games where they can increase sales and its not about fair deals for fans.
The club also blanking questions about Wonga and its illegal practices as per the high profile case in the summer. Is this shark really a suitable sponsor of Newcastle United?
I think you might like this. Obsessed.
We have discovered that following a visit from Sports Direct auditors to United’s retail
outlets, the staff discount available for club merchandise has now been completely removed. This is how Ashley treats the most junior of staff at the club. Doesn’t it make you proud?
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