true faith – End of the Year ruminations

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Player of 2013 – Yohan Cabaye

He did want to leave. He does want to leave to progress himself and whether he does or WATMFlagdoesn’t, is written in the stars but what is for certain with Colo on the wane, he is now our most important player. Few will forget his winning goal at Old Trafford in a hurry.

Most improved Player of 2013 – Mike Williamson

Let’s be honest “Willo” (sorry) has had some horrendous moments in a United shirt but since coming back into the side this season has been a big part of those results we’ve all celebrated so lustfully this season.

No Ambition

Mike Ashley

Modern Football – Demba Ba

Seemed to be looking to get away as soon as he arrived with the whole narrative of his time at SJP all about this clause or that clause! He got his big move to Chelsea where he earns twice the money he was on at United but hardly plays. He seems happy though.

Modern Football

Half and Half scarves! Jesus Christ.

Did that really happen?

Joe Kinnear is the Director of Football at Newcastle United. Read that again. I know, I know. That car crash of a radio interview on Talksport has not been repeated but let’s be under no illusions, every day this man is on the Newcastle United payroll is a disaster.

No Love

Mike Ashley


Papiss Cisse’s last second winner at SJP over Guus Hiddink’s Anzhi Makhachkala

Speaking with forked tongue

Alan Pardew. In the summer we couldn’t compete with Southampton and Swansea and there was nonsense spoken about going into the club’s overdraft had we signed a player. The latest is the club is financially sound. Don’t believe a word.

Rest In Peace

Nelson Mandela. Lou Reed.

Burn in the eternal torment of hell

Margaret Thatcher.

Fool’s Gold #1

Loic Remy – he’s not our player.


Kharkiv. Moscow. Lisbon.

If you didn’t love Newcastle United, you’d hate them (Part 1).

Banning the local media (upon which local jobs – not just the journalists are dependent) on the trumped up charges of giving too much publicity to the Time 4 Change march, when we know the real reason was more closely related to Ashley’s attempt to extort (just my opinion) money from the press to interview players and the manager. Doomed to failure, bad publicity and isolates the club yet further from the community that has sustained it since 1892.


Yoan Goufrann


The WONGA gates ceremony featuring the biggest traitor in Newcastle United’s history, Sir John Hall.

If you didn’t love Newcastle United, you’d hate them (Part 2).

John Irving (Finance Director) and Club Secretary, Lee Charnley choosing to ban the Newcastle United Supporters Trust on some bollocks about a breach in petty protocol! No sentient person believes that is the real reason and that it was all about the tough questions the NUST led on, questions which revealed that the club does not prioritise the Cup competitions and Sports Direct (but not just them – other Ashley companies – Firetrap, Dunlop etc.) have wall to wall advertising around SJP, the training ground and on merchandise absolutely free of charge.

Best Away Day of 2013

The Stadium of Light, Lisbon, home of Benfica!

Worst Away Day of 2013

Amex Stadium, Brighton, home of Brighton and Hove Albion FC!

Moment of 2013

Old Trafford’s rapidly emptying stands, the sound of booing all around the Theatre of Dreams (sic) and in one corner, 3000 of our mates going absolutely light, buzzing on these rare moments of delight that keep us coming back for more like the hopeless saps we are.

Back In The Old Routine

Chieck Tiote


All being well, Shola Ameobi will play in the World Cup for Nigeria in Brazil against Lionel Messi, the greatest player on the planet, of Argentina and Newcastle United captain, Fabricio Coloccini will be one of his team-mates.

Good Riddance

Nile Ranger


That cunt at Cardiff changing the colours of his club and the other cunt at Hull wanting to change their name! Just fuck off.

Club of 2013

Swansea City


When Skies Are Grey – Everton

Away Day

West Ham


Liverpool (h) 2012/13


A Fine Lung

Impossible to like

Luis Suarez


Time 4 Change


Anything and everything to do with fucking WONGA

Busted Flush

The Fans Forum

Better Than Nothing

Derek Llambias

Best Away Fans at SJP

Leeds. I’m away for a shower.




Where does the money supporters spend on Newcastle United merchandise via NUFC.DIRECT actually go?

Fool’s Gold #2

Sunderland’s Derby wins.

Mission Impossible

Supporters Liaison Officer


The nutter punching a Police Horse on Strawberry Place after the Derby


The outrageous, life-ruining sentences for some basically knob-head behaviour associated with football that wouldn’t get to court elsewhere!


Second successive derby loss for the first time since the 1960s.


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