THRU BLACK & WHITE EYES – Time To Go – 31/Aug/14

by • August 31, 2014 • TBAWEComments (13)953

I am completely of the view that there will not be the possibility of real change at PinnochioPardewNewcastle United until Mike Ashley sells up and is replaced with someone who takes the club seriously as a sporting institution and has some kind of ambition for it. However, it is possible in the interim for some progress to be made even with Ashley there but he must realise that Alan Pardew will never deliver it.

I am absolutely stunned when I hear supporters asking for Pardew to be given 10 games to prove himself, echoing requests the manager has made. They have apparently forgotten the 38 games he had last season and the one before that one. They are failing to see the players regressing under his coaching and the talent he is wasting. I’m not talking about HBA – the cause celebre of those who loathe Pardew as I think that lad, supremely gifted though he is, is a pish poor professional and so many of his gutless displays are being excused. I am thinking about Krul, Santon, Marveaux, Mbwia, Sissoko, Cisse – all players who are going backwards on his watch. Will the names Cabella, de Jong, Aarons be added to that list? Give him time.

In normal circumstances I would agree with the view that this new clutch of players need time to settle but this is Newcastle United where players are spun in and out of the club to generate a profit for Ashley so every player that comes in must hit the ground running. A team isn’t being built at United so patience isn’t the right virtue. They have to come in and deliver immediately. So far, they look like they aren’t doing that but I really don’t think they can be held to account. These are players who have been painstakingly scouted by Graeme Carr but currently look lost in a system barely worthy of the description and a tactical approach which is bedevilled with the problems we have witnessed for two seasons now, namely a complete lack of adventure and creativity.

This is a particular bug bear of mine but our performance from set-pieces and corners is simply atrocious. God knows what goes on at Benton but whatever it is, it isn’t working. It is absolutely appalling. Free kicks are routinely squandered, corners either fail to clear the first man, go straight into the hands of the ‘keeper or are cleared without a United player attacking the ball.

Then yesterday, the defending for the three goals conceded, particularly the last one was straightforwardly unprofessional. The claim made by Pardew that the excitement of the crowd affected his players, should tell you everything you need to know about the complete charlatan we now have in our midst. The sooner he is at his level with Brentford, so much the better. I don’t think the arch-bull-shitters we have had it in that dug-out – Allardyce or Souness would have come out with the garbage this gob-shite is now treating us too.

He should go and go quickly. Now is the right time. We have an international break. Its unlikely new players are going to come in during the last few hours of the window ( though they might go out as Ashley looks to squeeze every penny he can from United) and it is completely spurious to ask who can manage our club other than this oaf.

Here are a few names, all of whom have achieved more than Pardew and have greater potential – Neil Lennon, David Moyes, Michael Laudrup, Frank de Boer or Didier Deschamps – the last two bold admittedly but perhaps what we require given the strategy we have towards player recruitment. Knowing Ashley, we’ll probably get Malky Mackay.

However, in summary, there are options but there is no case to be made for retaining Pardew.  His recent record – P 22 W 5 D 3 L 14 scored 17 conceded 50. It stinks. 

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Pardew’s saving grace is that many fans believe we can’t do any better than him while Ashley is there. Maybe, maybe not but I strongly believe Pardew’s position is untenable. When I see banners displayed of him such as that enclosed outside SJP on match-day, when I see another of HBA done up as Che Guevara as a direct challenge towards him as well as reflect upon how last season ended, I can’t help but conclude he’s falling into quick-sand and he is finished.

What would help him however is proper investment in the squad. We don’t just want money recycled from the sales of Ba, Cabaye and Debuchy. The team needs more than that. It needs a goal-scorer desperately and it needs a commanding central defender. That will cost but there has to be money there. There just has to be. No money has been invested in real terms for three successive windows yet the club’s income has increased via the new TV deals, new sponsorship deals and God knows what else. Where is the money going?

We are now into the last two days of the window. I personally believe we are more likely to sell than buy with the smart money on Tiote and HBA exiting the club. But you never know. Whether Ashley wants players out the door before he’ll sanction incomers – probably likely – isn’t clear but if we continue to fill the payroll with average players like Anita, Goufrann, Obertan etc. we will continue to struggle.

We and many others have been saying all summer, actually since ba left over 18 months ago, that the club needed to sign a goal-scorer. It has failed to do so and whilst Riviere, Ayoze, Ferreya might, fingers crossed, just might get a few goals, in truth we know what they are – attempts to fill a vital position – on the cheap. It’s never worked before and it won’t work now.

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I’m not sure it can be described as good news but it will come as a merciful relief for his family that the remains of John Alder have now been formally identified. John’s family and friends will have the comfort of giving him a decent funeral just like Liam Sweeney. I’m sure the club and supporters will give all the support required to the family of John Alder when it comes to the time of the funeral. Following the tragedy I had feared the mourning and tributes for John and Liam might have become mawkish but as SJP rose on Saturday on the 17th minute for sixty seconds of applause on Saturday gone, I think it’s safe to say, they haven’t. It was heartfelt and whilst there are great divisions between some elements of our support, I think for John and Liam there is great recognition we have lost two lads who were B&W to the core and lost their lives travelling to the other side of the world to follow our club. Personally, I hope we do this 17th minute tribute at every game this season.

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Well, it hasn’t taken long for the mood around Newcastle United to darken early into the new season and on the basis of what we’ve seen so far, this season looks like being much the same as the last. New players, critical to us, have to come in now and money needs to be invested. But the manager needs to be replaced and replaced quickly.

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13 Responses to THRU BLACK & WHITE EYES – Time To Go – 31/Aug/14

  1. murvar says:

    Really good stuff and a thoughtful balanced main article. Etiquette note: you don’t need the “Mr” if you’re using the “Esq”. Just thought I’d drop that one in for future reference.
    And I’ll be giving non-league Saturday a miss to go watch Durham CCC in the semi-final of the 1 day cup vs Notts. We need one team in the region to get to “Wembley”.

  2. Matt Flynn says:

    HBA is symbolic of much of what is wrong at SJP. An immensely talented player available on the cheap due to some, shall we say, attitude issues. Now working under a manager who can deal with hard working plodders or players who don’t need managing, but completely incapable of getting the best out of players that need guidance – neither in terms of man-management, tactics, formations or philosophy.

    Pardew is hopeless and without doubt the most loathsome and irritating manager ever to disgrace the corridors of SJP.

    • Nocapital Expenditure says:

      Some of us never wanted this charmless man when Hughton was outed. Time for the ‘Pardew Out campaign’ to be resurrected even if it’s to the chagrin of the ‘get behind the team’ merchants. WE WANT PARDEW OUT, SAY WE WANT PARDEW OUT.

    • ralph fenwick says:

      Wow ! wish I had said that.spot on comment.

  3. Wiz says:

    Hello Michael. I admire the fury of your Twitter feed and this longer article is in the same satisfactory vein. I too have supported Pardew, and for similar reasons have now renounced him – he is in my view deluded and self-deluding, all of which may well be a defence mechanism. He might be fine when he is doing well, but above all he is a brittle narcissist and when doing badly cannot deal with well-founded criticism other than by avoiding it, ignoring it, or deflecting it. This is why he doesn’t face up to it and, in consequence, nothing ever changes. But in the end it is all Ashley’s fault. He is the one who has deprived Pardew of resources, and he is the one who has stuck by Pardew. So I take on board what you say about a better manager producing better results, but I doubt if any of the managers you mention would happily work under Ashley’s supervision. We are down to the Pulises and the Hugheses and their arrival would not set the pulse racing. Nothing can improve while Ashley is here. Nothing will improve. Only Ashley’s departure would offer hope. The return of Hatem Ben Arfa to the first team will not offer hope. He is fat and idle and one-footed and over-rated. We need proper investment in the next twenty-four hours, and we are not going to get it.

    • Paul Brown says:

      Because no decent manager will work under Ashley is NOT a reason to retain Pardew. The article correctly illustrates the lack of cohesion in the team and this hasn’t just happened. Any half decent coach would be able to get so much more out of the players at the club.

  4. Joe says:

    Michael Laudrup & Newcastle United sounds a brilliant match. It’s not going to happen unfortunately.
    Pardew signed a golden handcuffs contract, with MA’s intention being to remove the unpredictable matter of professional pride (i.e. resignation) out of the equation. Pardew probably couldn’t afford to resign. Who needs the hassle of replacing a failing manager, ergo they players he’s spent millions on? Certainly not our pro-active owner. Waft an eight-year contract under anyone’s nose in football, and you pretty much own them.

    Oh look, money is ruining our game. When did that happen?

  5. ant kar says:

    I hate to say this, but the only development that might remove Ashley/Pardew would be a complete collapse on the field. I’m talking about relegation which -let’s be honest here- reflects the form we’ve been in since January. Maybe it’s the first rainy day of September speaking, but if the worst happens this year, I would not expect us to bounce back as quickly this time round: we won’t have Argentinian internationals at their peak in our books and we won’t have Houghton. And even then, because of the parchute payments, Ashley wouldn’t do one before 2017. The current regime will squeeze the last drop of life out of this club.

    These are dark thoughts indeed, but the game on Saturday looked like a relegation battle: zero technique, flair or organisation and the goals were bundled in through luck and incompetence rather than a master-plan. It was like watching two drunken, fat, middle-aged blokes trying to have a fist fight at 3am on a Friday morning.

  6. WhoArYa says:

    Good thorough article and I can “cope” with most of the crap dished out by Pardiola other than non threatening at set pieces and utter cobblers in his match summaries.

    Broken hearted in Bristol

  7. David Edwards says:

    I can’t believe the level of apathy/hatred this lot have created. First season in 30 years without a season ticket. Never thought that day would come but enough was enough. Wish they’d all go.

  8. Chris C says:

    GET OUT OF OUR CLUB

  9. Chris C says:

    Aside from not being able to attract any self respecting manager whoever comes in next will be goosed too as the whoppa will have squandered the favourable early season fixture list, we are truly in the brown stuff here.

    • Dave Wood says:

      I may well be wide of the mark or reading something into this that isn’t there but here goes. The club released a statement at the start of the season that cup games would not be a priority.
      Then just a few weeks ago the headline in the chronicle went along the lines that Ashley would be leaving as he could have interest in two clubs in same competitions. The other club being Rangers which he is slowly buying up more and more shares.
      Now we wont be meeting them in any domestic cups and would only cross their path should we both get into the same cup in Europe. Could this be the reason we are not making cups a priority and a top 10 finish is suffice.
      Just asking lyke