Everybody's Talkin' - 8/Mar/10
Your Letters
Dear tf,
I love this league.I will miss this league. Andy Carroll producing worldy crosses, Peter Lovenkrands unlucky not to join Shola and Nolan on hat-tricks this season, Danny Guthrie looking like Iniesta, and Jonas looking like Messi (but with a stinking mask down his pants).
1. Note to Leroy Rosenior: Gutierrez is right footed, not left footed as you pointed out on the middle of the night shit championship programme (surprised that show doesnt come with a lass in the corner doing sign language).
2. The level 7 songs reached new levels of quality humour: "shall we score a goal for you"..."you only need 5 more", "sit down and behave yourselves". Love it lads, keep up the fine work.
3. The spiderman celebration was probably the best thing I have seen at that ground since Big Al's record breaking goal. Mint goal and mint celebration. Totally unexpected (both goal and mask) which made it even better. Bottom line is, Jonas is quality, and the doubters can go and fuck off. He is the difference and there is no-one in this division that can touch him.
4. Good work again by our trusty medical staff, rushing Jose back too soon only to see him break down (see Owen, Dyer, Martins, Ameobi, Barton). Kadar will do though.
5. Nicky Butt nowhere near the first XI = convincing win
6. Danny Guthrie: quality footballer. Excellent use of ball and also good delivery from set plays.
7. Now as for Lambarse, what a prize prick. That's it. Enough has been said about this bellend so why repeat it.
We are going up, say we are going up!
A. Foster
Dear tf,
Plymouth - Sky, wankers. Been on cancelling me subscription, absolute joke. I've had enough, i desperately want us back in prem' but why ???
Anyway someone asked how to get there without taking two days off work. Flybe afternooon monday to Exeter.Then 2354 'ish' hours train back to Exeter after game and 0720 'ish' flight back to Newcastle for 0830. FLYING VISIT but hey, 1 day off max.
HOWAY THE LADS
B. Wood
Dear tf,
"While walking in the park I pick up a small dog and chuck it in the lake. Then I jump in and pull it to safety. Am I an animal lover? "
If the dog was on fire then yes, you would be.
Keep it up,
O James.
I love this league.I will miss this league. Andy Carroll producing worldy crosses, Peter Lovenkrands unlucky not to join Shola and Nolan on hat-tricks this season, Danny Guthrie looking like Iniesta, and Jonas looking like Messi (but with a stinking mask down his pants).
1. Note to Leroy Rosenior: Gutierrez is right footed, not left footed as you pointed out on the middle of the night shit championship programme (surprised that show doesnt come with a lass in the corner doing sign language).
2. The level 7 songs reached new levels of quality humour: "shall we score a goal for you"..."you only need 5 more", "sit down and behave yourselves". Love it lads, keep up the fine work.
3. The spiderman celebration was probably the best thing I have seen at that ground since Big Al's record breaking goal. Mint goal and mint celebration. Totally unexpected (both goal and mask) which made it even better. Bottom line is, Jonas is quality, and the doubters can go and fuck off. He is the difference and there is no-one in this division that can touch him.
4. Good work again by our trusty medical staff, rushing Jose back too soon only to see him break down (see Owen, Dyer, Martins, Ameobi, Barton). Kadar will do though.
5. Nicky Butt nowhere near the first XI = convincing win
6. Danny Guthrie: quality footballer. Excellent use of ball and also good delivery from set plays.
7. Now as for Lambarse, what a prize prick. That's it. Enough has been said about this bellend so why repeat it.
We are going up, say we are going up!
A. Foster
Dear tf,
Plymouth - Sky, wankers. Been on cancelling me subscription, absolute joke. I've had enough, i desperately want us back in prem' but why ???
Anyway someone asked how to get there without taking two days off work. Flybe afternooon monday to Exeter.Then 2354 'ish' hours train back to Exeter after game and 0720 'ish' flight back to Newcastle for 0830. FLYING VISIT but hey, 1 day off max.
HOWAY THE LADS
B. Wood
Dear tf,
"While walking in the park I pick up a small dog and chuck it in the lake. Then I jump in and pull it to safety. Am I an animal lover? "
If the dog was on fire then yes, you would be.
Keep it up,
O James.