MATCH REPORT: Newcastle United 0 Tottenham Hotspur 4, St James’ Park, KO: 7:45pm, Premier League, Att: 48,264

by • February 12, 2014 • Match reportsComments (8)668

Another hideous home performance saw us crushed by a Spurs side in first gear and saw PardewSpursus lose four home games on the bounce without a goal and if anything the team are regressing.  Pardew started with what I would argue was our worst first XI in the last 20 years with Gouffran coming in for Ben Arfa and Cisse back in the starting line up and from the first minute to the last, we were second best.

It was a poor start with Santon getting robbed twice in the first five minutes and when one of your players heads is visibly down from the word go, you’re in trouble.  They had a couple of decent chances before they took the lead on 20 minutes – poor attempt at a challenge from Williamson in the middle, even worse attempt at a challenge from the pathetic Sissoko out wide and a piss poor parry from Krul from the cross gifting Adebayor an open net to tap into.

Lennon hit the post shortly afterwards and Cisse had our best chance of the half but saw his effort saved by Lloris from six yards out but in reality we limped into half time lucky to be only one down.  Santon was mercifully whipped off at half time for Dummett but with no spark and a comically poor ‘leader’ in Sissoko we succumbed quickly to a second and again Krul should have done better.  This time he parried an Adbeyaor shot straight into the path of Lennon for another tap in and with the wind howling and the rain lashing down, there couldn’t have been a much more depressing scene unfolding in front of us.

We almost clawed one back when Debuchy saw his header well saved at point blank range by Lloris but the ease with which they retained the ball and broke suggested that there was worse to come.  Peter Lovenkrands’ taller, shitter brother De Jong was taken off for Ben Arfa and I know it’s early days, but howay, he’s absolute pish.  Andreash Andershon.  Pardew then took off our best player in Sammy and rather than replace him with his brother, who he has persisted in starting in umpteen games, with only 20 minutes to go in a home game where he trailed 2-0, he chose to introduce Marveaux – a player he clearly can’t and who clearly couldn’t give a shit.

Spurs added a third through Adebayor, again after a parry by Krul which the Togolese shot into the ground and beyond a poor looking dive from our shell-shocked keeper to spark a mass exodus from the stands.  Those who did stay saw them add a fourth with the best goal of the game, substitute Chadli picking the ball up outside the box and smashing a great effort into the top corner from 25 yards.  They could have made it five late on without breaking sweat and a virtually empty SJP booed the side from the pitch.  How Pardew has managed to get away with any wide-scale abuse from the stands is utterly beyond me.  The man talks shite, has absolutely no motivational ability for a team on it’s arse and is making the tactics up as he goes along.  Spurs are a decent side but they are not world beaters – they looked that and more tonight and the most depressing thing is that I don’t know ANYONE who fancied us to win and if anything, the crowd are almost apathetic to the unfolding car crash that awaits us to the end of the season.

Coming back to the comment about the worst starting XI in 20 years.  As a one word assessment of the team that will see us through to the end of the season and if we don’t act in summer will see us relegated next term: – Krul – good, Debuchy – good, Williamson – trier, Taylor – wanker, Santon – broken, Gouffran – average, Anita – shit, Sissoko – pathetic, Sammy – championship, Cisse – shot, De Jong – crap.

Scrabbling to 40 points and waiting for summer.

Keep the Faith

Newcastle United – Tim Krul 2, Mathieu Debuchy 6, Mike Williamson 4, Steven Taylor 3, Davide Santon 1 (Paul Dummett 6), Yoan Gouffran 4, Vurnon Anita 3,Moussa  Sissoko 1, SAMMY AMEOBI 7 (Sylvain Marveaux 3), Luuk De Jong 2 (Hatem Ben Arfa 4), Papiss Cisse 3

Ref – Swarbrick – 7 – Can’t even remember a foul?

Our Fans – 3 – Numbed into submission.  A miracle that no real ire directed towards the manager

Their Fans – 7 – Good numbers for midweek, strolled through it like their team.



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8 Responses to MATCH REPORT: Newcastle United 0 Tottenham Hotspur 4, St James’ Park, KO: 7:45pm, Premier League, Att: 48,264

  1. Micky miller says:

    Sissoko laughing and smiling hugging Spurs players at full time says a lot more than any match report..

  2. Gareth Harrison says:

    Just seen that on MOTD man. Heart the size of a pea and an absolutely rank average footballer to boot. Captain Marvel.

  3. Mikey says:

    Yep we are fucked, and I think Pardew knows and has lost the players….he cannot manage a cone, so many ups and downs, more downs , it`s tragic, team playing shit, shit manager, shit sponsors , shit owner, how the fuck can they live with themselves , mainly the mangement, please just fuck off

  4. Keith says:

    “if anything the team are regressing” no shit eh?

  5. Gareth Harrison says:

    I meant game by game!

  6. Jay says:

    Why should Pardew or any of the players care? They’ve done their job for the season, Ashley will be delighted to see Spurs score a few, and everyone that walked out at 3-0 will be back to line his pockets again next time.

  7. Midland Nic says:

    40 points?? We will make it but only just. It will come through draws interspersed with many defeats….I hope I’m wrong but after supporting this mob for over 30 years I feel I’m not far off the money…..we all know the season went tits the moment Cabaye fucked off…don’t get me wrong I personally think he was an odious little cunt – spoiling for a move for the last 3 transfer windows – but he was by far our best player – the fulcrum of the entire team and playing style. I have issues with many of the first team squad but I’m sure everyone would support Andy Caroll in knocking out that embarrassing twat Taylor….am I the only one who doesn’t get HBA – solar eclipses come around more often than his influential games and Sisoko….please

    Mike Ashley and Alan Pardew please fuck off give us our club back…

  8. Steve P says:

    Marveaux in tights summed up the night for me, soft!
    Reminded me of when Wayne Routledge wore that snood for one game, he never wore it again and didn’t play many more games for us.