MATCH PREVIEW: Stoke City v Newcastle United, The Britannia Stadium, 2/Mar/2016, KO: 7:45pm, Premier League.

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How was the break for you?  Enjoy it?  Miss it?  Neither?  I have to say that the lack of football has been alarmingly easy to manage.  Even as recently as a couple of years ago in a disastrous run under Pardew I felt that Monday night games were a chore as the football free weekend took its toll.  It’s no secret that many people feel as disconnected as ever.  I was supposed to be going to Stoke. One of those games everyone agrees to but no one actually does anything to get us there.  It’s not just because Newcastle United are rubbish.  It’s not just because we can’t score away from home (worst away goal tally in England’s top 9 leagues) It’s because away from home we can’t even compete.  We can’t make a game of it.  Everton hadn’t won at home in over two months.  It should have been 10.  Watford – no wins in 5.  We hardly lay a glove on them.  Chelsea, more draws than anything else and shaky defensively.  Should have been 10.

I’ve been told I’m too miserable these days and that it’s not as bad as I make out (Ed: sounds familiar).  I watched Sunderland deservedly lose atMarkHughes1 West Ham at the weekend.  They could and maybe should have nicked a point.  They competed though.  They’ll come to St James’ and be part of the game, regardless of the result.  Norwich went to Leicester and gave as good as the hosts.  These are realistically the two teams we are hoping to better to stay in the division. Realistically both teams are better than us, as they can expect to compete, and therefore pick up points away from home. McClaren has showed no kind of ability to get anything out of his side away from home bar Spurs away.  Spurs, who are excellent, had played in Europe three days earlier.  I’m banking on ‘fresh legs’ being our only chance on Wednesday.  They meant little at Everton.

McClaren has tried different things.  The defensive (ha!) displays at Everton and Watford.  Gung ho attack at Palace, City and Chelsea. 16 conceded.  No other team has conceded 4 times or more all season.  Not even Vile. We can’t score and concede loads.  It’s not even like we’re good at a single side of the game away from home.  If I think hard, I could say we pick up less red cards than we used to?  The game plan against is dead simple.  Attack loads.  Don’t worry about leaving gaps at the back.  They won’t be exploited.  It seems to be a little known fact amongst large swathes of our fan base but Newcastle United at home is the game other fans look forward to.  The stress free game.  The banker.  Only Spurs and Bournemouth have tasted defeat in tight games each should have won.  Two smash and grabs.  It’s humiliating.

United’s away record last season was only worsened by QPR.  3 wins in 19 games.  That in itself is a scandal.  Last seasonTFBadge was a scandal.  Never to be repeated we were told.  This season feels worse as it’s the best they’ve got.  This is Charnley’s best shot.  He got the man he wanted, the man no one else did.  They got their targets in the summer – the players seemingly top of the list.  This is it.  This is the best they’ve got.  Nothing left unturned.  I think they’ll have wanted the lad from West Brom, but what difference would he have made to our away form?  This is Newcastle United 2016 and we’re getting relegated.  I don’t have any answers or solutions bar changing the head coach.  I fear for next season.  If it’s in the Championship, anything could happen.  If it’s in the Premier League how long will McClaren last into the next relegation battle.  Mike Ashley reckons we can get into the top 4 and the Champions League under his leadership.  I don’t know if he’s checked the coefficient recently but the Premier League’s top 4 may well become the top 3 for qualification if things don’t improve.  Either way, it’s a nonsense to suggest that you want your team to be among the best in the land and then appoint a sacked Championship manager who you faced absolutely no competition for.  This is literally as good as it gets with Charnley and Carr pulling the strings.

The game itself should be straight forward.  Stoke have gained a lot of over the top praise this season for their ‘style’ of play.  It’s still largely the same mix of crosses and long balls.  There’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just not worthy of praise.  ‘When will someone talk about the job Mark Hughes is doing?’  Repeat that 4 thousand times and you have Stoke’s media coverage this season.  Hughes has done a reasonable job of taking a mid table team, over 4 seasons, into the top 10 with constant financial backing and a good owner.  It’s hardly a feat never to be repeated in English football history.  The ‘Stokelona’ tag has been used to mock the club rather than by it’s own fans.  It’s harsh to mock them for it though.  Barcelona have a great defensive record, just like Stoke.  So it’s accurate.

Stoke beat Vile 2 1 in a game they dominated and controlled on Saturday. If they turn up they’ll turn us over.  They can do a ‘professional’ job and get by.  It doesn’t matter who starts for United.  It’s United away from home under Steve McClaren.

Prediction:  Stoke 2 United 0

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9 Responses to MATCH PREVIEW: Stoke City v Newcastle United, The Britannia Stadium, 2/Mar/2016, KO: 7:45pm, Premier League.

  1. John says:

    Sadly…….totally………agree.

    McClarenOut!!

  2. mike says:

    100 % right……..I fear when we go down they will stick to the same manager/coach and the dross that hangs on at the town

  3. Anton says:

    The only great memory I’m going to take from this season (unless our warm weather training creates a miraculous late run) was watching what Arnautovic did to “England International Defender” and car enthusiast Joleon Lescott last week. C’mon you mardy fellow mags – no matter how depressed we all feel, watching JL just getting swatted aside one yard from his goal-line will put a smile on your face!

  4. Shy Ted says:

    One positive thing about Newcastle being so utter turd, especially away from home is that you can at least make money from them………………they are a gamblers as I often lump on the home team when Newcastle are away. My favourite bets are Asian handicaps as the often let in 3+ goals. Had Chelsea to win from -3 few weeks back and many others.
    They are shockingly reliable especially away………………..they’ve enabled me to pay off my student loan and credit card!

  5. Dempsey says:

    Just as well I didn’t come here to be cheered up! 😉

  6. Bob says:

    At Stoke I think it’a blessing if Colo is not declared fit. Stoke are still a physical side and a strongish centre forward who doesn’t even need any pace would make mincemeat of him. Taylor and Lascelles are not great but would probably present a bit more of a problem for them. Likewise up front it would be a waste to play Perez on his own as he would get little support away from home, so it has to be Mitro +1 probably with Perez as a “number 10” rather than Gini, who can come on later if required (ha ha something, anything will be required) Still not sure whether de Jong is worth a start. The best we can hope for is a draw but even 1 point would be fantastic.

  7. steve mcgill says:

    fuck me – i’m away out the back to open a vein

  8. Shy Ted says:

    Stoke to win from -2 is 4/1………….easy money

  9. Simon Sharp says:

    Lose tonight and lose badly and surely you’ve got to get shot of McClaren. We have got to start picking points, even draws, away from home and we’re just not set up to do that (mind you, with the players at our disposal currently I don’t know how he could do any better – we are a spineless rabble and have been for 3 years. You can’t blame all of that on McClaren).

    Stay up or not, there needs to be a rethink over how things are done at the club, across all levels. That requires football people, not cronies or glorified tea boys or former idols who publicly back the regime but appear to do little else apart from pick up coin. 40 odd defeats out of 70 matches for NUFC sides across senior, U21 and U18 levels is not merely disappointing – it’s a fucking disgrace. The anger that was there last season has dissipated to meek acceptance.

    3-0 Stoke this evening.