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VOLUME 10: Don’t ask for credit as refusal often offends
Sunday 13th March 2005

As we come out of yet another “big week” for the club in what seems to be a season of “big weeks” its difficult to know just where the media are coming from when it comes to Newcastle United.  Just when you think they’re starting to give us some sort of credit for anything they have to have a barb at the end of it.  They just can’t help themselves.

Take, for example, last weekend’s victory over Liverpool.  We didn’t win the game, oh no.  Liverpool lost it.  James Lawton at the Independent tops the lot and goes one further to bemoan their “bad luck”! (Article)  What bad luck is that?

That was the worst Liverpool side I have seen in ages, anywhere and they got what they deserved.  What got me even angrier was, later in the week, when they unbelievably won at Bayer Leverkusen in the Champions’ League the amount of praise dumped upon them for that.  That wasn’t good luck though was it?  And while I’m on, did we get a similar level of arse-licking when we thrashed Leverkusen twice in the same competition. With the Fenham Eusebio and Coco the Lua Lua up front?  Of course not.

 

We had European issues of our own this week.  Olympiacos, or is that –kos?  I don’t know any more.  Good job KC and the Sunshine Band aren’t on the go these days I reckon (Article).  Pre-match was all about how we’d called in help from Liverpool (where else?) (Article), were being told by “big names” such as Bolton’s Stelios and the spineless George Geordiadis how we’d lose (Article) and (Article)  and how dangerous Rivaldo was (Article). 

 

Of course we all know what the result was, how awful Rivaldo was, especially compared to Shearer (Article) and in what circumstances it arose.  Mind you those of us back home had to suffer Channel 5 again, and yes I’ve been down the Silverlink looking at tellies again too.  Not just John Barnes this time though, Steve “I didn’t know Olympiacos played in the Hellenic League” Claridge.  You’d think someone who has spent as much time in the bookies as he has would know better.  Anyway I’m off on one again, more beta-blockers please nurse!

 

Yes, a fantastic result.  Spoiling their 80th birthday and what a way to do it!  (Article), (Article) and (Article).  But were we professional to do the job, or were we hailed as possible winners of the competition the way our scouse “friends” have been?  Nope, we didn’t WIN the game; they lost it because the referee sent off 2 of their players of course. Not that they were to blame in any way like! (Article).  Whilst we may be talking about the Referee from Zaragoza in years to come we have had little credit for a job well done imho, and for being professional and calm enough to keep 11 on the pitch when the referee would have been looking to even it up at every opportunity in a real powder keg situation.  And while I’m on about that I wonder what UEFA would be saying if our fans had behaved like theirs at the end of the game? (Article) Bottles it seems are the Greek ballistic weapon of choice.  A simpler and cheaper option than the mobile phone.  Scousers take note.  I just can’t believe how the beasts seemed to get more plaudits for losing at home to Sporting than we did for winning in Piraeus.  (Note to Steve Claridge:  This is where Olympiacos play, it’s the port of Athens.  That’s in Greece.  The architecture there could be rightly described as very Hellenic.)

 

The player in the news this week has been the French gunslinger Lauren Robert, of course.  He has been pivotal to both results.  Rob Stewart in the Telegraph started the praise for him this week. (Article).  Simon Bird of The Mirror even compared him to Beckham and Zidane. (Article)  Steady on, this is almost too much like positive press lads.  He then told the world what he’d do to Olympiacos (Article) and then did!  Magnifique!  Keep it up bonny lad, or should that be “joli garcon”?
 

Another one of “our players” making his mouth go this weeks has been Hugo Viana.  Of course I use “our player” loosely there.  He obviously doesn’t want to come back. (Article).  Frankly, I don’t want him back.  Obviously a talent with the ball but neither up to the pace nor the commitment needed in The Premiership.  He wants to play against us if we are drawn against Sporting un the UEFA cup, provided we both progress (Article).  Sorry sunshine, not part of the deal and I just can’t see us allowing another Lua Lua to happen again.  Still, I had to laugh at his claims that he “gave everything” to Newcastle. (Article)  Like when you bottled it in Marseilles, eh Hugo?

 

Relentlessly the week went on, Olympiacos giving way quickly to the FA Cup quarterfinals and our tie with Spurs.  Now many of you may have already picked up on my intense, piss boiling hatred of Spurs.  They really are the darlings of the London media.  Was it just my jaundiced eye or did the majority of so-called “tipsters” go for  “Spurs to sneak it.”  When a picture of Jermaine Defoe heads most of the FA Cup weekend previews, and you get tripe like this from Sven Goran Ericsson (Article) you kind of get the hint where they’re headed like.    I’ll keep it short and not bog you down with links.  I hate them, with a passion.  We owe them one.  I can’t wait until this afternoon!  Only 2 ½ hours ‘til the pub opens as I write.

 

As part of the FA Cup build up Freddy Shepherd, you know our shy retiring chairman, took time out to give the slimy Oliver Holt at The Mirror an exclusive.  Ok not as bad as when he usually opens his mouth but Holt takes every opportunity to have a little dig here and there.  (Article).  Holt does love himself.  Stick to your beloved London clubs and writing poncey articles for Esquire please Mr Holt. 
 

There’s been so much to squeeze in this week I’m sad that I’ve not had time to fully explore the “softer side” of Souness that the media are now hailing. (Article), (Article) and (Article) Neither have I been able to fully expunge my hatred for all things Tott-ing-ham. Just don’t sing, “Shoes off if you love the toon” when this lad arrives eh? (Article). It might have grim consequences.   Nor have I done my weekly “Louise Taylor Watch”.  I’ll leave you with the links; you know what I’m thinking already. (Article), (Article) and (Article).

NM

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