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 Dear
tf,
has anyone ever noticed that you never see the portly politician and
our "illustrious" leader in the same room? both have incredibly well
paid jobs without anyone seeming to know exactly what they do, both
have an thick accents, loose grasp of English and limited
vocabulary. Both self-dubbed "men of the people" <spew> and penchant
for the ladies! Separated at birth or one and the same person??
Vinny
Dear tf,
Newcastle United will go on, and somebody needs to tell Freddy that!
Just when is this f*ckin meeting between Roeder and Shepherd gonna
take place where they out line the plans for next season?? I want to
know, cos after the pissin World Cup is too late!!
Fred is making the wrong noises!! He spends each day making my piss
boil praising the bollocks off Shearer (leave that to us), badly
defending his decision to appoint Roeder (fans choice my arse) while
there is so much unrest in our CURRENT squad! Emre, Boumsong,
Bowyer, Owen, Dyer (c*nt, I've put him in there cos I hope Glenn
straps on a pair and f*cks him off to spurs with his bling-bling
homey JJ), Faye (Dog-sh*t), Milner, Luque, Butt... 9 f*ckin
players!! We are in a very dangerous position where we have selfish
pricks waiting to see who we bring in before they decide their
future, others are waiting to see what sort of WC they have before
they decide whether NUFC is big enough for their egos (Emre, Owen),
while others are happy to sit on their cash and see how the summer
pans out (Butt, Bowyer, Faye, Boumsong, Mr
Why-should-I-give-a-f*ck), knowing either they'll get flogged and
another signing on fee or we might f*ck it up and they'll actually
get a game! Out of that group, the one player we should be keeping
(Milner) is the only one we've actually made noises about letting
go!
We're looking thin, and we're not going to compete with the big
hitters if Van Nistelrooy, Kuyt, Huth have good tournaments! Why
aren't we shrewd? Spurs have got Berbatov before he goes off and
plays ace in front of the world, while Chelsea are actually
considering 5m from Everton and Wigan (Wigan for f*cks sake) for the
German lanky streak of piss! Surely, here.. now.. at this very
moment, Huth in, Boumsong and Faye away for as much as possible
before it's too late and I'm pulling grey hairs out at just 21 at
the site of them, again, in a black and white shirt!!
To summarise, if we really do have f*ck all to spend, we have to be
clever and realise our limits and play the market, but that means
now. We can get Huth (as an example, I'm not arse kissin though I do
think he is good) now, not when he has a blinder and Inter want him.
We can't rely on any of the above for loyalty or assurance (I feel
sorry for the likes of Given, Parker and Taylor), they will sh*t on
us from afar! We need clarity, honesty, loyalty.. what are these
players doing? Do we actually have anything to spend? If so, how
much? All of these questions need answering Freddy, you c*ck, and
now because basically this is how I see the World Cup...
F*ck the World Cup, f*ck Rooneys injury, f*ck Ing-er-land, because
I'm destroyed with worry that this pissing competition in all it's
glory is going to sting my club in the balls, and that means a shit
load more to me than getting pissed in the pubs with gay, flag
waving Lincoln City fans who just love their country oh so much!
Bollocks!
Cheers lads, Andy Greener
Dear tf,
I have just woken up from the first half of Ingerland v Hungry to
hear Ian Wright waffle on about how good it was that Gerrard had
dived. What a load of tosh. Next he will be saying the hand of God
goal by Maradonna was a good piece of football. No doubt he will be
cheering Chelski on next season, and hoping they can get a
sponsorship deal with PADDI. Now I know why I hate pundits and
Ingerland half-wits in particular. It’s not like its really
important like NUFC is it. (For those who don’t know PADDI is a
divers course.)
Keep the Faith.
John L, North Shields
Dear tf,
Is it me or is this Bond "signing" from Portsmouth getting so much
publicity because its going to be only one of a max of five made
this close season. I remember watching this plank and as far as
footy nous this ones a mouse
Mark Walsh |
