Right, we know the season is just about over and perhaps we should have done this earlier but the time has come for Mags to make a solemn confession - our songs are shite. Every now and again we come up with a belter (the hokey-cokey-Shola and Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye job which alas doesn't get sung at all at home) but more often than not we're knocking out some of the same tunes we did in the 70s or chuntering along to the lamentable "Toon, Toon, Black & White Army!" or shamefully singing the wrong words to the Blaydon Races, for crying out loud. We can't rely on the Mackems going down next season to give us some new songs to take the piss either.

We have to get our act together. The likes of Man Utd are taking the piss out of our repertoire and whilst we all know the buzz of a good side kick-starts the creative juices we are Newcastle United for God's sake - the club with a solid working class identity and a responsibility to offer something to football culture than what we are currently. Lads and lasses, what we're doing currently is a poor show.

Just consider it, players like Shearer and now Michael Owen don't have unique songs sung in their honour. Its piss poor.

So what are you, we - going to do about it?

What we'd like you to do is get your thinking caps on and get your new songs for the match to us - I don't think SJP could cope with concept album type match somgs so we think they shoild be short, punchy and a bit funny. Is there any chance we could song along to something which isn't Go West by the Pet Shop boys as well.

Get all your new stuff to us at editor@true-faith.co.uk and we'll get them all online with the best 'uns progressing into the first issue of true faith next season (whhoo big deal eh?)

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