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The
sunshine that warmed the masses last week at SJP had followed the
hearty band of Mags to Oslo and onto Lillestrom. Baking heat
replaced the cold and ice of our last trip to these shores when we
played Valerenga a few years back. And as was the case on that
occasion the Toon numbers were swelled by a good thousand from all
over Scandinavia. Top lads and lasses! Those of us from home shore
had battled from all manner of airports including the lads in front
of us at check in lulled into the '2 hour' trip from Bergen to Oslo
by train by their mate. It took 7 and a half and mentally even
longer when at 3 in the morning the French School party started
changing seats for the 15th time. Hallelujah for my brother's bottle
of Vodka bought at Newcastle Airport.
I've been to some grounds over the years but never one where over
your shoulder you can see straight into someone's living room. Some
residents decided to watch their TV rather than venture onto the
veranda for a Toon 'master-class', while others took advantage of
their fridges to have a steady supply of beer on tap. And they never
offered me a drop.
From early on the strange set-up the Toon were employing, with the
Zog starting deep and Emre playing off Shola, started to pay
dividends. Time and time again we were able to switch the play to
Milner, only to find that the ball didn't quite go in, with Shola
missing the type of chance he needs to start taking. Not long after
he took the type of chance that no-one expects him to take and we
had the away goal.
I for one made the trip with that niggling fear that it would be our
only away trip of the season onto foreign shores but within 6
minutes we were thinking of further games as Shola managed a 2nd.
Emre could have scored in between and for the rest of the half we
dominated like they had done in the first 20 minutes last week. Half
time, Job done. Aye-right, it's the Toon so maybe not.
There then followed an on pitch presentation to someone who we think
is the chief of the Scandinavian Mags, who was booed by some of
their element within our section. Apparently its something to do
with him formerly being a Scandinavian Red Devil and maybe not
delivering exactly what he claims to! We'll leave that to them. Most
were more interested in the stream of ladies walking in front of the
away end. Tasty. Very.
We dozed our way through the 2nd half with Lillestrom not really
threatening and being further restricted when their 3rd sub limped
straight off at the other end. Emre added a well deserved 3rd and
Scotty P should have made it 4. Thoughts had long since turned to
Luque's absence, Duff's arrival, the price of beer, the quality of
the talent and telling the guy behind he should go back in his flat
as he'd left the iron on. Nicky Butt came on to a decent reception
maybe a further sign of his pre-Sour-Puss slate being wiped clean
and he did get Birmingham relegated as well.
Off we went back into the sunshine content that for once the boys
didn't let us down. While 3-0 away in Europe will do every time in
it was as much Jekyll and Hyde from them as it was from us. Their
midfield playmaker never got a sniff and our back four looked like
they'd remember who each other were. Still into the UEFA Cup proper
and more trips involving random airports and putting your chances of
seeing the game in the hands of pilots and cheap flight companies
acting competently. And I bet the DJ on the Karaoke in one bar has
never been asked for the Hokey-Cokey before.
The
(true) faith is alive and kicking.
TEAM: Given, Carr, Baba (Moore 69), Taylor, Titus, Jimmy Milner,
The Zog (Pattison 86), Emre, Scotty P, Nobby and Shola (Nicky, Nicky
Butt 79)
GOALS: Shola (29 and 35), Emre (90)
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