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Issue 39 - I Wanna be Adored |
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Tremendous cover this one; getting
back on a Stone Roses tip, we’ve got Kluivert celebrating his goal
against West Brom, with a jubilant Nicky Butt in attendance, with I
Wanna Be Adored plastered underneath, with the significant half an
orange for the O showing we still haven’t really moved on since
Spike Island. Coming out for the Fulham debacle, there’s a bit of
cautious optimism in the pages (which does not extend to
appreciating the efforts of the tosser on the turntables who has
replaced Mr. Steel Wheels), but the editorial perceptively points
out that the improvement caused by a new manager only lasts for
about 10 games before they start reverting to type. If you’re
counting, Bolton was Souness’ 10th in charge. Interviews with fans
of all his previous clubs display very little goodwill towards him.
Indeed, Rangers was the only club he left in a better state than
when he took over. All the musical references are particularly
appropriate in an issue dedicated to the late, great John Peel. |
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Issue 38 - Now is the Time |
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Robson’s departure, though not entirely unexpected, is another
example of the kind of idiotic knee jerk administrative
incompetence this club is noted for. Now is the time for all good
men and women to come to the aid of the club we love is appropriate
strap line that stands next to a glowering image of our captain and
spiritual leader. The Rooney farce, the Woodgate sale and the unreal
situation of Souness watching us beat Blackburn are dealt with in
turn. A kind of world weary disgust is apparent all the way through
the magazine; our club has been turned in to a soap opera and we
don’t like it.
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Issue 37 - The Future |
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And so to the current season, with issue #37 coming out for the
disappointing 1-0 home reverse to Spurs, with The Number 9 again
hogging the limelight, with the semi-ironic slogan The Future
underneath. A pointed editorial asks exactly what are we supposed to
achieve with a lame duck manager who apparently found out this was
his last season by watching the Chairman on Sky Sports News.
Cautious optimism greets three of our new signings and hysterical
joy for Nicky Butt, with the caveat of “how many players have gone
on to better things after leaving Old Trafford?” Nostalgia appears
with the start of The Rock & Dole Years; starting with 1974/1975,
it’s a ramble through the history of Newcastle United, seen through
the eyes of a socially inadequate gobshite. Me. Other gobshites are
directed towards our new text message service, which does manage to
be a slightly more intelligent read than the one in The Chronicle. |
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