EVIDENTLY SUNDERLAND

by • October 25, 2013 • Match previewsComments (1)1249

The fucking cops are fucking keen Sunderlandbridges

To fucking keep it fucking clean

The fucking chief’s a fucking swine

Who fucking draws a fucking line

At fucking fun and fucking games

The fucking kids he fucking blames

Are nowhere to be fucking found

Anywhere in Sunderland

 

The fucking scene is fucking sad

The fucking news is fucking bad

The fucking weed is fucking turf

The fucking speed is fucking surf

The fucking folks are fucking daft

Don’t make me fucking laugh

It fucking hurts to look around

Everywhere in Sunderland

 

The fucking train is fucking late

You fucking wait you fucking wait

You’re fucking lost and fucking found

Stuck in fucking Sunderland

 

The fucking view is fucking vile

For fucking miles and fucking miles

The fucking babies fucking cry

The fucking flowers fucking die

The fucking food is fucking muck

The fucking drains are fucking fucked

The colour scheme is fucking brown

Everywhere in Sunderland

 

The fucking pubs are fucking dull

The fucking clubs are fucking full

Of fucking girls and fucking guys

With fucking murder in their eyes

A fucking bloke is fucking stabbed

Waiting for a fucking cab

You fucking stay at fucking home

The fucking neighbours fucking moan

Keep The fucking racket down

This is fucking Sunderland

 

The fucking train is fucking late

You fucking wait you fucking wait

You’re fucking lost and fucking found

Stuck in fucking Sunderland

 

The fucking pies are fucking old

The fucking chips are fucking cold

The fucking beer is fucking flat

The fucking flats have fucking rats

The fucking clocks are fucking wrong

The fucking days are fucking long

It fucking gets you fucking down

Evidently Sunderland

 

With apologies to John Cooper-Clarke 

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One Response to EVIDENTLY SUNDERLAND

  1. John Milton says:

    I saw a thread on the ALS SMB (they do realise, don’t they?) once asking why we call it Chicken Town! Take a bow.