EVIDENTLY SUNDERLAND

by • April 4, 2015 • NewsComments (8)1010

the fucking cops are fucking keenSunderland1

 

to fucking keep it fucking clean

 

the fucking chief’s a fucking swine

 

who fucking draws a fucking line

 

at fucking fun and fucking games

 

the fucking kids he fucking blames

 

are nowhere to be fucking found

 

anywhere in Sunderland

 

the fucking scene is fucking sad

 

the fucking news is fucking bad

 

the fucking weed is fucking turf

 

the fucking speed is fucking surf

 

the fucking folks are fucking daft

 

don’t make me fucking laugh

 

it fucking hurts to look around

 

everywhere in Sunderland

 

the fucking train is fucking late

 

you fucking wait you fucking wait

 

you’re fucking lost and fucking found

 

stuck in fucking Sunderland

 

the fucking view is fucking vile

 

for fucking miles and fucking miles

 

the fucking babies fucking cry

 

the fucking flowers fucking die

 

the fucking food is fucking muck

 

the fucking drains are fucking fucked

 

the colour scheme is fucking brown

 

everywhere in Sunderland

 

the fucking pubs are fucking dull

 

the fucking clubs are fucking full

 

of fucking girls and fucking guys

 

with fucking murder in their eyes

 

a fucking bloke is fucking stabbed

 

waiting for a fucking cab

 

you fucking stay at fucking home

 

the fucking neighbours fucking moan

 

keep the fucking racket down

 

this is fucking Sunderland

 

the fucking train is fucking late

 

you fucking wait you fucking wait

 

you’re fucking lost and fucking found

 

stuck in fucking Sunderland

 

the fucking pies are fucking old

 

the fucking chips are fucking cold

 

the fucking beer is fucking flat

 

the fucking flats have fucking rats

 

the fucking clocks are fucking wrong

 

the fucking days are fucking long

 

it fucking gets you fucking down

 

evidently Sunderland

 

with inspiration from the brilliant John Cooper-Clarke.

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8 Responses to EVIDENTLY SUNDERLAND

  1. joe hawkins says:

    Brilliant !

  2. Paul Luckley says:

    Excellent

  3. Boomtown says:

    It’s not the most eloquent piece of literature I’ve ever read…

  4. tink says:

    Evidently we allways butfuck the Barcelona of the north
    Its getting boring now up your fucking game and try next time you sackless pricks

  5. Arthur says:

    Fucking Brilliant!!!!!!!!!

  6. Abc says:

    This is a very sad piece and lowers
    the normal high standard of TF.

  7. To Michael says:

    Michael, his lowers your normally high standard.